All right. It has been a nerve-wrecking, tiring, neck cricking day for me today. Why? Because I went for the Malaysian Road Laws Exam (Ujian Undang-Undang Jalanraya Malaysia). It’s not the exam that gave me the shivers – though I was shivering – but the air-condition.
After a week off my feed I discovered I lost a whole kilo. Thus, the lost of heat insulators called fat. Damned chicken pox. So, as I was shivering in my seat (no. 1050, now serving 1000. Bloody hell, 50 people ahead of me), I read some news. A Puteri UMNO member was hit by a full mineral water bottle and stoned. More Micheal Jackson news. PAS won the Manik Urai election…bla bla bla. Let’s get to the interesting part CARTOONS.
Oh yeah…something clicked when I read the news. What? Was the Puteri UMNO girl married and accused of fornication with a full set of 4 eyewitness? If not…stupid people… If you want to win an election do it fair and square. If not…I don’t know. What goes around comes around. Really. As Wiccans might say, ‘the threefold law’.
So back to me. When it was my turn, at around 1.15pm (after waiting from 10am) I came up to theĀ clerk desk to verify my thumbprint. What happened? I COULD NOT verify my thumbprint. What the…
After poking the fingerprint machine several times and doing it several ways possible (drying off, washing my hands, warming it up), the clerk gave up and asked me to go the my driving school so that I can bypass the system, without using any fingerprint whatsoever. My instructor said I had 6 thumbs. How alien-ish can you get?
Haha. I’m an alien with no fingerprint. Sort of.
I passed the test in one go. 46/50. Yay for me (pass mark 42).
Haha. Cheers.






